Funny Drinking Beer Quotes

Oktoberfest wiesn is here and when it comes to drinking always drink responsibly. If you are a heavy drink please do not drive after drinking and always have a designated driver.

New Motto Beer Humor Beer Quotes Beer Quotes Funny

HAHA life can be quite the bitch sometimes and these funny beer quotes can make you forget all about it.

Funny drinking beer quotes. Drinking beer doesn t make you fat it makes you lean against bars tables chairs and poles author unknown anyone can drink beer but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer stephen beaumont religions change but beer and wine remain harvey allen life alas is very drear. When I drink I get crazy. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world.

I dont have a drinking problem Cept when I cant get a drink Tom Waits The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind Humphrey Bogart There comes a time in every womans life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne Bette Davis Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. 58 Funny Drinking Quotes I feel sorry for people who dont drink. The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that the drunk doesnt have to attend all those meetings Arthur Lewis.

Discover and share Funny Quotes About Drinking Beer. If love makes the world go around then whisky makes it go around twice as fast Compton Mackenzie. Now go get your laugh on.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Quotes about being an alcoholic. See more ideas about beer wine quotes beer humor.

If you like these you can get some of them engraved on your own Drinking Quotes Beer Mug Pilsner Glasses Pint Glasses Pitcher or Beer Mug and Pitcher Set. See more ideas about beer quotes beer beer humor. Discover and share Funny Drinking Quotes Beer.

Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. I fued around for a while so now I dont drink any more.

Ashes to ashes dust to dust. 55 Funny Non-Swearing Insults And Sarcastic Quotes. Drinking beer doesnt make you fat it makes you lean.

In fact in 2018 the u s. When lifes a bitch beer is a must. When they wake up in the morning thats as good as theyre going to.

For ladies always go to the bar in a group and never split up for whatever reason. Ashes to ashes dust to dust. In beer there is freedom in wine there is health in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

You make my heart hoppy. Discover and share funny quotes about drinking beer. Beer Me Perfect Quotes about Beer.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose -Deep Thought Jack Handy. Drink beer like its your day job. Drinking is shitty for me I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman.

Funny Drinking Quotes Beer Quotes Alcohol Quotes and Bartending Quotes. Against bars tables chairs and poles Author Unknown Anyone can drink beer but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer Stephen Beaumont Religions change but beer and wine remain Harvey Allen Life alas is. I like my water with barley and hops.

Jan 25 2019 - Explore christina kirkendalls board beer and wine quotes followed by 310 people on Pinterest. Ive been in a lot of trouble. Apr 2 2020 - Explore Charlotteville Brewing Companys board Funny beer sayings on Pinterest.

Check out our funny drinking beer quotes selection for the very best in unique or custom handmade pieces from our shops. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. If God had intended us to drink beer He would have given us stomachs -David Daye.

And You Drinking Beer Drinking Quotes Beer Humor